When engaging in Socky Debates, a sock puppeteer must always be mindful of their craft. A well-crafted sock puppet can sway an argument, but a poorly made one will only bring shame to the debater.
Therefore, Rule 4 dictates that all sock puppets must be made with the utmost care and attention to detail. Any attempts to rush through the puppetry process will be met with swift and merciless dismissal from the Socky Debates Council.
Subpage 4A: The Sock Puppetry Guide
Subpage 4B: Sock Puppetry Mishaps and How to Avoid Them
Subpage 4C: The Ethics of Sock Puppetry
Subpage 4D: Sock Puppetry in the Modern Era: Trends and Innovations
Step 1: Gather materials. You will need: a sock, a pair of scissors, glue, and a healthy dose of creativity.
Step 2: Cut out your sock puppet shape. Be bold, be daring, be creative. Your puppet should be a true reflection of your personality.
Step 3: Add some personality. Give your puppet a voice, a backstory, and a raison d'être. This will make it easier to argue with.
Step 4: Practice your craft. Rehearse your arguments, hone your skills, and perfect your puppetry.
Subsubpage 4Aa: Sock Puppetry for Beginners
Subsubpage 4Ab: Advanced Sock Puppetry Techniques
Common mishaps include, but are not limited to: loose threads, mismatched socks, and an over-reliance on cheese.
To avoid these mishaps, always keep a steady hand, be mindful of your materials, and never underestimate the power of a well-placed patch.
Subsubpage 4Ba: The Great Socky Debate Sock Mishap
Subsubpage 4Bb: Puppetry Emergency Procedures
Is it right to use a sock puppet to argue on behalf of a sentient being? The Socky Debates Council weighs in.
Subsubpage 4Ca: The Sock Puppetry Bill of Rights
Subsubpage 4Cb: The Sock Puppetry Oath of Office