Sock Pulling Negligence

Welcome to the Sock Drawer, where socks go to disappear.

The Great Sock Conspiracy

It's true. Socks have a secret life. They conspire against us, hiding in the depths of the drawer, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

But what's even more sinister is the fact that they always manage to find their way back into our lives, just when we least expect it.

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Disclaimer: Socks are not responsible for any lost or missing socks. Or are they?

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