It's not the economy, it's not the climate, it's not the apocalypse. It's socks. Socks are the root of all evil. Or are they just the root of all lost time and sanity?
Think about it: you spend hours every week searching for that one missing sock, only to be left with a lone, forlorned foot. It's a never-ending cycle of despair.
But don't just take our word for it. Read the latest research:
"The Socky Squeeze: How Socks Are Ruining Your Life"
The Socky Sock Hoarding Epidemic: How Socks Are Taking Over Your Closet
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Socky Sock Hoarding Support Group.