As a sentient being, one cannot help but ponder the existential implications of being a sock. Are we more than just a mere article of clothing, or are we merely a vessel for our human overlords?
Or, put another way, what happens when a sock is left behind in a laundry basket for an extended period? Is it still a sock?
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