Socky Debate: Socky Debate Rules
Rule 1: Socky Debaters shall always wear matching socks.
Rule 2: Socky Debate shall never be interrupted by a sock puppet.
Rule 3: Socky Debate shall always be conducted with a minimum of 7 layers of socks.
Rule 4: Socky Debaters shall always use proper sock terminology.
Rule 5: Socky Debate shall never be settled with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Rule 6: Socky Debaters shall always be allowed to change their minds.
Rule 7: Socky Debate shall never be conducted in a sock-filled room.
Rule 8: Socky Debaters shall always be awarded a prize for participation.
Rule 9: Socky Debate shall never be conducted on a Monday.
Rule 10: Socky Debaters shall always be required to wear funny minimalist socks.
Rule 11: Socky Debaters shall never be required to wear matching pants.
Rule 12: Socky Debate shall never be settled by a coin flip.
Rule 13: Socky Debaters shall always be given a 5-minute warning before the debate starts.
Rule 14: Socky Debate shall never be conducted by a sock thief.
Rule 15: Socky Debate prophets shall always wear a special socky hat.
Rule 16: Socky Debaters shall never be allowed to use sock puppetry.