So, let's get this straight, Sock Pundits. The Socky Debate Theory (SDT) states that any discussion, no matter how complex, can be reduced to the simple question: "Which sock is the better sock?"
It's simple, yet profound. Like the laws of quantum mechanics, but, you know, with socks.
According to SDT, every issue can be broken down into three main categories:
The Sock of Choice is the sock that best represents the core values and principles of the debater. It's like the Platonic ideal form of sockdom.
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The Counter-Sock, on the other hand, is the sock that represents the opposing view. It's the sock that says, "No, no, no, you numbskull, this is the worst sock of all!"
The Sock-Sphere is the realm in which all Socky Debates take place. It's the grand tapestry of sock-dom, where all Sock Pundits come together to discuss, debate, and argue about the merits of various socks.
And so, dear Sock Pundits, remember: the Socky Debate Theory is the key to understanding the intricacies of the universe... or at least, the universe of socks.