Socky Ethics: A Code of Conduct for Sock Enthusiasts

Principles

Article 1: Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals, lest thou suffer the wrath of the Socky Elders.

Article 2: Thou shalt not pair polka dots with stripes, lest the very fabric of reality be torn asunder.

Article 3: Thou shalt respect the sanctity of the sock drawer, lest thy sock collection be turned into a jumbled mess.

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