Because who needs perfectly good socks, really?
1. Sock Burns Are a Privilege – because suffering is fun!
2. I'm a rebel, man. I don't do laundry.
3. My cat likes to play with them, and it's adorable.
4. I'm secretly a time traveler, and I need to preserve my 80s-era polyester collection.
Want more justifications? Sock Burns as a Form of Performance Art