Sorting Socks by Hue
Reds and blues, greens and yellows, and the occasional neon pink. We sort them by color, because who needs matching socks, really?
Sorting Socks by Texture
Cotton, polyester, wool, oh my. We sort them by fiber, because texture is everything.
Sorting Socks by Smell
From fresh laundry to mildewy funk, we sort them by odor, because who needs socks that smell good, really?
And so it goes, in a never-ending spiral of sock sorting.
Visit our Socky Justifications page for more philosophical musings on the subject.