Socky Justifications: The Unofficial Guide

Because who needs common sense, anyway?

It is a safety precaution to wear slip-on sneakers with socks. Think about it:

1. What if you get a sudden case of slippery feet and need to stop in a hurry?
2. What if you're trying to impress a date with your stylish yet practical footwear?
3. What if you're secretly a ninja-in-training and need to be prepared for stealthy take-downs?

Don't be caught off guard! Wearing slip-on sneakers with socks ensures you'll never be caught with your pants down... or your socks down, for that matter.

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