Socky Lore Myths

In a land far, far away, there existed a mystical realm of Socky, where the air was thick with the whispers of missing socks.

The Sock Goblins, mischievous creatures with a penchant for thievery, roamed the land, snatching socks from the innocent inhabitants of Socky.

Legend has it that the Sock Goblin King, a being of great power and cunning, possessed the secrets of the missing socks, and was said to reside in the depths of the Socky Laundry Mountains.

But beware, traveler, for the Socky Lore Myths are not to be taken lightly. The Sock Goblins are known to be quite literal in their dealings, and will not hesitate to steal your socks, leaving you with nothing but a pair of mismatched, soleless footbeds.