THE GREAT SOCKY UNIVERSE EXPLAINED

It's all about the socks, folks. Socky, the socky, Socky the Socky, the one and only. A realm so vast and wondrous, it's like a big ol' sock drawer.

Where do the socks come from? Ah, that's the million-dollar question. Some say the Socky Socky Factory, others claim it's the Socky Socky Vortex. We'll never know for sure, but one thing's for certain:

SOCKY IS THE SOCKY