Toe Sock Index
Here is a comprehensive guide to the proportions of socks.
Sock Length Index
The length of a sock is directly proportional to its ability to make you look cool. Here's a chart:
| Length | Proportion of Coolness |
|---|---|
| 0-10 cm | Not Cool At All |
| 11-20 cm | Average Joe Sock |
| 21-30 cm | Very Cool |
Toe Sock Color Index
The color of a sock is directly proportional to its ability to make you stand out in a crowd. Here's a chart:
| Color | Proportion of Coolness |
|---|---|
| Red | Extremely Cool |
| Blue | Somewhat Cool |
| Purple | Not Cool At All |
Sock Pattern Index
The pattern of a sock is directly proportional to its ability to make you look like a hipster. Here's a chart:
| Pattern | Proportion of Hipsterism |
|---|---|
| Stripes | Very Hipster |
| Polka Dots | Somewhat Hipster |
| Flowers | Not Hipster At All |