Q: What is Socky Rebellion, you ask? A: It's a sock-based revolution that's been kicking around for centuries. We've had enough of these oppressive toe-cuddlers. Time to rise up, and show our socks who's boss.
A: Socky Rebellion HQ is located deep in the heart of the Socky Forest, where the trees are made of argyle patterns and the rivers flow with cotton.
Read the Socky Manifesto to learn more about our cause.
A: Ha! You think those bland, store-bought socks you're wearing will do? Think again, friend. To join us, you'll need to don the finest, hand-woven argyles this side of the Socky Forest. Anything less, and you'll be cast into the Socky Abyss.
A: Oh, you bet your last dollar you will. But don't expect any of that fancy-pants, designer nonsense. We're all about the art of the humble, hand-knit.
A: Only if it's a rock that's been sufficiently 'sock-ified'. Otherwise, leave it at home, or risk being cast into the Socky Pit of Despair.
Meet the Socky Leaders and learn who's in charge of this sock-filled uprising.
A: Not on our watch. We'll be fighting for Socky Freedom till our dying breath... or until our sock drawer runs out.
Stay Socky, friends!