Socky Squad Training Procedures

Welcome, recruits! You've made it past the Sock Drawer of Shame, but that's just the beginning. This is where things get real.

Level 1: The Art of Sock-Fu

Master the basics: grasping, tossing, and retrieving. It's all about finesse, folks.

Next Level: Sock-Savagery

Level 2: Sock-Savagery

Time to get a little messy. Learn how to tackle the toughest of socks, the ones with the pesky holes.

Level 3: Sock-Ninja
Squad Hierarchy Mission Briefings