Welcome, recruits! You've made it past the Sock Drawer of Shame, but that's just the beginning. This is where things get real.
Master the basics: grasping, tossing, and retrieving. It's all about finesse, folks.
Next Level: Sock-SavageryTime to get a little messy. Learn how to tackle the toughest of socks, the ones with the pesky holes.
Level 3: Sock-Ninja