Chapter 1: Socky Surfing Fundamentals
First off, you're going to need some serious footgear. Don't bother looking at those lame, cotton socks. You're looking at wool socks, man.
Here's why: they're warm, breathable, and won't chafe like those cheap, synthetic monstrosities.
Now, let's talk about the real key to Socky Surfing: toe socks. You see, regular socks are for posers. Toe socks are where it's at, bro.
They're like little, separate, toe-hugging buddies. You got it? They're like little, toe-specific, sock friends.
Don't even get me started on toe socks.
Socky Surfing 101 Tip 1: The Art of Sock Selection