Gadgets of the Socky Villains

Our collection of ridiculous, over-the-top gadgets for the most diabolical of sock thieves.

The Sock-o-Matic 3000

A device that shoots rubber bands at the feet of anyone who dares to wear matching socks in public.

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The Sock-Sucker 2000

A machine that sucks up all the socks from the world's supply, leaving none for anyone else.

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The Disco-Tron 5000

A device that projects a beam of light that makes people's toes tap their feet involuntarily to the beat.

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