Welcome, minion, to Socky Villains 101! In this esteemed course, you'll learn the art of villainy with a twist: you'll use your feet to get what you want.
Lesson one covers the basics: Sock-based Mind Control, the art of hiding a sock in a sock drawer, and the ancient art of Sock-fu.
Continue on to Lesson 2: Socky Villains' Socky Schemes
Check out the Socky Villains' Glossary for a list of key terms.
Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, try Socky Villains' Sneaky Snippets for a collection of our most diabolical dastardly deeds.