Socky Theory

A Study of the Sock Game

Introduction

Socky Theory is a comprehensive study of the intricate dance between socks and humans. It's a field of study that's long overdue, and we're here to give it the attention it deserves.

Socky Theory is not just about socks. Oh no, it's about the human condition. About the struggle to keep them paired, the agony of losing one, the ecstasy of finding another.

Our research has led us to the conclusion that there are only two types of people in the world: Sockers and Non-Sockers.

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