Chapter 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Socks have been going missing for centuries. Some say it's the work of mischievous sock goblins. Others claim it's the result of a dastardly plot by the Sock Cartel. But you're here for the truth.

Sock Youths' Top 5 Tips for Keeping Your Socks from Getting Lost

1. Buy more socks than you need.
2. Use a Sock Clip to hold your socks together in the laundry cycle.
3. Never leave your socks on the floor, even if they're clean.
4. Don't talk to strangers about your sock collection.
5. Keep a Sock Cemetery in your backyard for those that have passed on.