Socknapping is the act of stealing your neighbors' socks. We specialize in covert operations, using our team of highly trained Socknappers to infiltrate your closet and abscond with your most prized footwear.
Our services include:
- Highly trained Socknappers with expertise in stealth and deception.
- State-of-the-art sock storage facilities.
- Advanced sock-counting algorithms for maximum efficiency.
- Guaranteed 99% Sock Recovery Rate.
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