Welcome, fellow space travelers! I'm Boris the Sofa Nerd, here to guide you through the vast expanse of the cosmos.
Did you know that the fundamental laws of physics are secretly controlled by the whims of the sofa? It's true! The more you squish, the more you stretch, the more you fold, the more you... wait, what were we talking about?
Forget Einstein, folks. The real breakthrough came when I realized that relativity is actually just a fancy way of saying "I'm too lazy to get up off the couch." Time and space are merely illusions created by the collective slumber of the sofa-iverse.
Learn more about the Sofa Particles! And discover the secrets of Sofa-Gravity!Stay comfy, friends!