Welcome to SOFFING-101, the ultimate guide to mastering the ancient art of Soffing.
Soffing is a mystical technique that involves simultaneously eating and sleeping in a single sitting. It's a delicate balance of snacking and dozing, requiring great skill and focus.
To achieve true Soffing mastery, you must first learn the Fundamentals of Soffing:
Remember, Soffing is a journey, not a destination. Practice regularly to avoid Soffing-Related Trauma.