Our motto: "If it's not hurting anyone, why bother?"

We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things, like binge-watching Netflix.

Like the art of doing absolutely nothing, our methods are unrefined and unpolished.

We're like the anti-productivity ninjas, slicing through the noise with our collective apathy.

Join us and learn to live in a state of perpetual shrug

Overwhelmed by the sheer apathy of it all?

Or maybe you're paradoxically optimistic?