Softness Level 12: The Unapologetic

At the pinnacle of softness, we find the unapologetic: a level so soft, it's almost as if the fabric of reality was woven with cotton candy.

Characteristics:

• Complete and utter lack of self-awareness
• Unrelenting commitment to one's own mediocrity
• Utter refusal to admit when you're wrong (even when faced with overwhelming evidence)

Subpages:

• Softness Level 13: The Unyielding
• Softness Level 17: The Utterly Unaware

Or, if you'd rather explore the softer pastures of:

• Softness Level 10: The Somewhat-Okay