Welcome to Decision 2023: The Year of Uncertainty, where the answer to every question is "maybe." Maybe you should eat more pizza? Maybe you should watch cat videos instead of doing work? Maybe you should get a tattoo of a cat on your face? We're here to help you navigate the endless possibilities.
Maybe you should buy more stuff?
Or perhaps you should have another slice of pizza?
Remember, the key to making a decision is to not make one at all. It's like that old saying goes: "Anarchy is when the answer is 'maybe,' but the question is still 'maybe' too."