Softness Level 0: Where the Only Thing That's Soft is Your Heart (Literally, the Only Soft Thing)
At Softness Level 0, we're not even trying to be soft. The edges are sharp, the lines are straight, and the feelings are non-existent. It's like being in a world made of concrete, but without the charm.
Features of Softness Level 0:
- No curves, no rounded corners. Everything's as sharp as a lawyer's tongue.
- Our edges are so sharp, we've been known to cut ourselves just by looking at them.
- Softness Level 0 is not for the faint of heart. If you're easily hurt, stay away.
Upgrade to Softness Level 1: Where Things Start to Get a Little More Interesting