Soil Tips: A Guide to Not Killing Your Plants

Are you tired of your plants constantly dying under your care? Well, you're in luck, because today we're going to cover the art of soil-tastic gardening, with expert tips from the fields of... well, actual fields.

First off, make sure your soil has the right balance of nutrients. You want to be like Goldilocks, but with more dirt.

Don't be like Dave, who drowned his poor succulents in a sea of water. Learn how to not do that.

Next up: soil pH! It's like a never-ending game of pH-ysics. Too high, too low, just right... you get it.

But wait, there's more! Learn about the art of soil-sandwiching, the secret to a balanced soil-life.