SokWizard's Inventory of Utterly Useless Magical Items

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Golden Sock

A majestic golden sock imbued with the power of... warmth. Yes, it gets your feet slightly less cold.

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Unicorn Horn of Unicorns

A sparkly horn that grants you the power to make really good puns, but not actually change into a real unicorn.

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