Sneaker Snobbery

Welcome to the snazziest, most exclusive sneaker club on earth. Where we judge you based on your kicks, and you judge us based on our impeccable taste.

Here's the deal. We've got a strict dress code. If you're caught dead in last season's Air Jordans, don't even think about trying to get in. You're basically just asking to be laughed at by the likes of @SneakerKing23 and @SneakerQueen99

But hey, if you're feeling lucky and have that fire 1-of-1 Yeezy 350 V2, we might just let you in. But don't get too cocky. We've got a team of expert sneaker sleuths who can sniff out a fake from a mile away.

So, what's your style? Got a sick pair to show us? Show us your sole-mates.

Or, if you're feeling extra extra, you can try to get your kicks re-soled for a price. But don't say we didn't warn you...