Welcome to Solitude Landscaping: Where We Make You Feel Like You're the Only Person in the World

We specialize in making you feel like you're the last person on earth, but with nicer grass.

Subpages:

• Our Services: Because You Clearly Need More Things Done to Your Yard
• Our Story: Because You Clearly Want to Know the History of a Bunch of Random People Who Like to Mow
• Our Clients: Because You Clearly Need to See What Other People Are Doing with Their Lawns

Our Services:

We offer a variety of landscaping services, including:

• Yard work: Because You Clearly Have Too Much Time on Your Hands
• Tree trimming: So You Won't Have to See the Squirrel Problem
• Flower arrangement: Because You Clearly Have a Taste for the Exotic and Unusual

And many more! Because You Clearly Need More Things to Do with Your Money

Learn more about our yard work services

Or, you know, read our story

Or see who else is doing this stuff