It's not just you, it's not just the vending machine. It's actually the Union Representative who's responsible for the current state of affairs.
According to eyewitnesses, they were last seen arguing with a malfunctioning Soda Dispenser in the break room.
We have reason to believe that they were discussing the meaning of life, the futility of existence, and the best way to dispense a cold can of soda on a hot summer day.
Witnesses claim that the Union Representative was overheard muttering something about "it's not my problem, not my problem, not my problem."
Further investigation is ongoing, but it's clear that someone's got to take the blame for this travesty.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out these Vending Machine Diagrams and see for yourself.
They're not just any ordinary diagrams, but actual, hand-drawn masterpieces by the renowned artist, "Bobby" Bobbinski.