Sonic the Hedgehog Symptoms Checker
Diagnose your symptoms in a world where Sonic is a real medical condition
Warning: If you have any of the following symptoms, it is likely that you are suffering from Sonic Syndrome.
Common Symptoms:
- Inability to stay in one place for more than 2 seconds without spinning uncontrollably
- Uncontrollable urge to collect all Chaos Emeralds
- Excessive use of "Gotta go fast!"
- Recurring nightmares of Doctor Eggman
Less Common Symptoms:
- Frequent appearances of Chaos Rings in your peripheral vision
- Unexplained ability to break the sound barrier while running
- Tendency to get stuck in infinite loops of loops
Don't worry, these symptoms can be treated. Click here for our proven treatment plan.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Sonic Syndrome Simulator and see just how far you can spin.