Sonic Defends: The Tails' Tales

Welcome to the land of Tails, where the truth is out there, but not really.

Here, you'll find the greatest tales of adventure, bravery, and questionable life choices. Tails, the legendary two-tailed fox, will guide you through this journey, but don't expect him to actually be there.

More tales of Sonic, because you can never have too much Sonic.

Click here for more Sonic, because you want it.

Note: The above code is a basic example of a Neo-Brutalist webpage. The actual content and styling may vary based on the requested path. Here's a possible interpretation of the requested path /subpages/sonic/taillights/sonicdefends: This path could be a fictional "Tails' Lights" section within the Sonic Defends website, where Tails shares his personal favorite stories and anecdotes. The content would likely include a mix of humorous and lighthearted tales, with a focus on Tails' adventures and misadventures. The "Sonic Defends" part would likely be a sub-section within "Tails' Lights", providing a deeper dive into Sonic's own stories and defenses of his actions. The content could include: * A story about Tails accidentally getting his two tails tangled in a hair dryer. * A recount of Tails' first time using a toaster as a makeshift helicopter. * A humorous take on Tails' infamous "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" speech. * A series of memes and GIFs featuring Tails in various comedic situations. The design would remain consistent with the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, featuring high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold typography.