Welcome to the Chaos Cafe, a place where the line between sanity and madness is as blurred as my beloved Chaos Emeralds.
Our menu features an assortment of beverages that will challenge your very soul: The Chaos Lattes ($50 per cup), The Existential Mocha ($75 per cup), and the infamous Chaos Espresso ($100 per cup).
We also have a selection of pastries designed to make you question the meaning of life: the "Sonic's Spin Cycle" croissant ($20 per pastry), the "Dr. Eggman's Eclair" ($30 per pastry), and the "Robotnik's Ransom" ($40 per pastry).
Don't forget to try our signature "Chaos Cream Cheese Danish" ($60 per pastry), made with locally sourced, organic cheese from the depths of the Green Hill Zone.