Speedrun 101

Getting Started

Speedrun 101 is the ultimate guide to becoming the fastest you can be. Whether you're looking to outrun your enemies or just set a new record in the office chair racing league, we've got you covered.

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Before we can even think about being fast, we need to talk about the basics. This includes:

• Proper footwear: You can't run in stilettos, folks. That's just not how it works.
• Proper breathing: It's not just about the lungs, it's about the whole system.
• Proper hydration: Don't even think about running on an empty stomach. That's just asking for trouble.

Chapter 2: Advanced Techniques

Now that we've got the basics down, it's time to get a little fancy. This includes:

• The art of sprinting: It's not just about speed, it's about style.
• The power of positive thinking: If you think you can run, you can run.
• The importance of having a good coach: You don't want to run into a wall, do you?

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