Whimsical Sorting Algorithm

For the discerning user who wants to sort their items in a delightfully absurd order.

• Sort by Chronological Order (Because Who Needs Chronology, Anyway?)
• Sort by Alphabetical Order (For the Alphabetical Purist)
• Sort, Um, Randomly (Because Why Not?)
• Sort by Planetary Alignment (For those with a taste for the Cosmos)

Or, if you're feeling extra whimsical:

• Sort by Unicorn Power (For the Truly Unicronically Inclined)
• Sort by Sock Puppet Approval (For the Secretly Manipulated Mind)
• Sort by Quantum Flux (For the Physicist Who's Not Sure What's Happening)