Soul Food Menu

Welcome to the soul food menu, where the only thing we're cooking with is your emotions.

Soul Crushing Specials

Our signature dishes will leave you questioning life choices.

• Soul Crushing Southern Fried Waffles - A waffle so good, it'll make you forget your own existence.
• Heartbreak Ribs - Slow-cooked to perfection, guaranteed to break your heart.
• Soul Killing Sushi - Raw fish, raw emotions, no rice.

Soul Food for the Soul

For when you need a little pick-me-up, or a little put-me-down.

• Bad News Biscuits - Freshly baked, served with a side of despair.
• Soul Sucking Soup - A broth so thick with desperation, you'll need a spoon.
• Lost and Misguided Omelette - Scrambled with confusion, served with a side of regret.