Our Mission
To slowly drain the will to live from the very souls of our citizens, one form at a time.
We are dedicated to the art of making you wait, to making you wonder if it's all worth it, and to turning your life into a never-ending cycle of paperwork and red tape.
Our team of highly trained, soulless drones will guide you through the process, making sure you never have to make a decision for yourself ever again.
So, take a deep breath, put on your favorite "I'm a functioning member of society" outfit, and let us take care of the rest.
Bureaucratic Etiquette Guide for tips on how to navigate our lovely system.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Ways to Lose Your Soul in 5 Easy Steps!