Welcome to the most pretentious orchestra you'll ever have the displeasure of experiencing. Because, let's be real, you're probably here because you've got nothing better to do.
We've got a symphony of eye-rolling, face-palming, and soul-crushing performances, all brought to you by the world's most over-caffeinated, under-talented musicians.
So, sit back, relax, and try not to get too annoyed as you listen to our cacophony of awfulness.
Bad Conduct | Over-Caffeination | Sarcastic Solos
Don't forget to tip your waiter... I mean, your musician. They're not getting paid enough for this.