Welcome to Sour Sweets, the land of bitter disappointment

We're not actually a candy store. We just pretend to be. Our sweets are more like... sour candies. With a side of existential dread.

Our most popular item is the "Sour Apple of My Eye" candy, a tart and tangy experience that'll leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Check out our Sour Apple of My Eye subpage for more information.

Or if you're feeling brave, try our Sour-Sour-Sour-Sweet subpage. We warned you.