Welcome to the Souvenir Store of the Damned!

Here, you can find all the tacky, gaudy, and utterly useless trinkets your aunt Mildred loves.

Badges

Badges of questionable taste: Only $5 each or 5 for 10$

Learn more about our extensive badge collection!
Keychains

Keychains that will make your keys look even more tacky!

Read about the artisanal craftsmanship that went into each one!