Warning: This self-help page is not actually going to help you with anything, except possibly with your sense of humor.
Here are a few tips to get you started:
When faced with bureaucratic red tape, simply roll your eyes as hard as you can. It's like a superpower.
Learn more advanced techniques for eye-rolling here.Or, if you'd rather not bother with the subtlety of it all, you can simply:
Nod your head, say the right words, and pretend to be interested in whatever it is you're doing. It's a classic!
Find out more about this ancient art.