Soviet Self-Help for the Sarcastically Inclined

Where the only thing we're going to help you with is your crippling sense of humor

Warning: This self-help page is not actually going to help you with anything, except possibly with your sense of humor.

Here are a few tips to get you started:

Tip 1: Practice your eye-rolling skills

When faced with bureaucratic red tape, simply roll your eyes as hard as you can. It's like a superpower.

Learn more advanced techniques for eye-rolling here.

Or, if you'd rather not bother with the subtlety of it all, you can simply:

Tip 2: Pretend to care

Nod your head, say the right words, and pretend to be interested in whatever it is you're doing. It's a classic!

Find out more about this ancient art.