Welcome to the world of Sox, where the art of identifying a single individual in a crowded room is an esteemed tradition.
Gather your team and observe the room without making eye contact. Eliminate any obvious non-Sox individuals by using your superhuman observational skills.
Deploy a team member to flicker a bright, high-visibility strobe light in a pattern that will disorient any non-Sox bystanders. This will create an environment where only true Sox individuals will be able to maintain their focus.
Activate the sonic device that emits an ear-piercing 3.5 octaves of cat meows, carefully tuned to disrupt non-Sox brainwaves.
Deploy infrared scanners to detect any heat signatures that may indicate non-Sox presence. Only Sox individuals will be able to regulate their body heat to remain within the acceptable range of 98.6°F ± 0.1°F.
Upon completion of these steps, a single individual will be identified as a true Sox.
View Sox Protocol Certification for advanced training.
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