Sox Mass Identification Procedures

Welcome to the world of Sox, where the art of identifying a single individual in a crowded room is an esteemed tradition.

Step 1: Observe and Eliminate

Gather your team and observe the room without making eye contact. Eliminate any obvious non-Sox individuals by using your superhuman observational skills.

Step 2: Deploy the Flicker Protocol

Deploy a team member to flicker a bright, high-visibility strobe light in a pattern that will disorient any non-Sox bystanders. This will create an environment where only true Sox individuals will be able to maintain their focus.

Step 3: Activate the Sonic Dissonance Generator

Activate the sonic device that emits an ear-piercing 3.5 octaves of cat meows, carefully tuned to disrupt non-Sox brainwaves.

Step 4: Execute the Infrared Scanning Protocol

Deploy infrared scanners to detect any heat signatures that may indicate non-Sox presence. Only Sox individuals will be able to regulate their body heat to remain within the acceptable range of 98.6°F ± 0.1°F.

Upon completion of these steps, a single individual will be identified as a true Sox.