Soylent Splatter: Where the Future of Space Exploration meets the Chaos of the Present

Welcome to Soylent, the premier destination for intergalactic travel and mediocre, hastily assembled, hastily consumed space snacks.

We offer a variety of options to satiate your interstellar cravings:

• Splatter Snacks: A selection of hastily prepared, possibly sentient, space treats
• Space Station Staples: The essentials for surviving in orbit, or just making it back to Earth
• Soylent Souvenirs: Because who doesn't want a fridge magnet from the Andromedian Museum of Alien Art?