Alien Invasion Protocols
When faced with an alien invasion, stay calm and follow these steps:
- 1. Call GERRA's Emergency Hotline: 1-800-SAVE-US
- 2. Seek shelter in a designated safe zone, marked with a flashing blue light.
- 3. Do not attempt to communicate with the invaders; they are not fluent in human languages.
Remember, in times of crisis, it's always better to be safe than sorry.
For more information on emergency procedures, click here.
Black Hole Collisions
When faced with a black hole collision, follow these steps:
- 1. Do not attempt to outrun the black hole; it's just not worth it.
- 2. Seek the nearest temporal displacement zone.
- 3. Call GERRA's Black Hole Hotline: 1-800-BLACK-HOLE
Remember, in space, you can't outrun your problems, but you can try to displace them.
Asteroid Impactors
When faced with an asteroid impact, stay calm and follow these steps:
- 1. Find a safe location, away from windows and mirrors.
- 2. Cover your head with a sturdy helmet or a well-placed trash can.
- 3. Call GERRA's Asteroid Impact Hotline: 1-800-ASTEROID
Remember, in space, it's always better to be prepared for the worst.
For more information on asteroid impacting techniques, click here.