Article 1: The Right to Space-Slave Labor
Section 1.1: Any sentient being within the galaxy has the right to engage in space-slave labor.
Section 1.2: However, this right does not extend to any being who has not been certified as a space-slave by the Intergalactic Union for Space-Faring Beings.
Article 2: The Duty of the Space-Slave
Section 2.1: Any space-slave has the duty to serve the interests of their space-master.
Section 2.2: This duty includes, but is not limited to, serving on the bridge, navigating through asteroid fields, and performing other tasks as directed by the space-master.