Q: Do Space-Proof Shoes really protect my feet from space?
A: Well, sort of. They'll definitely protect your feet from the occasional asteroid belt or rogue planetary debris, but don't test their limits, okay?
Q: Can I wear them on the moon?
A: Of course! We have a special lunar warranty for our shoes. Just don't forget to pack a spare pair of socks, because, you know, space.
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