Space Slug Syndrome

You've been identified as a sufferer of Space Slug Syndrome, a rare condition where the vast expanse of the cosmos has left you feeling... well, a bit slimy.

Don't worry, it's a real thing! (Or at least, it's a thing in this dimension.)

Click here to learn more about Intergalactic Therapy and get your symptoms under control.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Space Slug Self-Help techniques and see if they stick.