Time Traveler's Handbook

Chapter 1: The Basics

Don't even think about it, just do it. Time travel is like pizza, it's always a good idea.

• Wear a watch. Not just any watch, a really nice watch.
• Bring snacks. Time travel is hungry work.
• Learn to say "no" to paradoxes.

Time travel is not a joke, but it's not a job either. It's a hobby. A very expensive hobby.

Advanced Time Travel Techniques

Chapter 2: The Fun Stuff

Meet the locals, eat the food, drink the tea, and pretend you're not secretly judging the past for its poor life choices.

• Learn to haggle in ancient Egyptian. It's a thing.
• Don't be "that guy" who shows up to ancient Rome with a smartphone.
• Tip your barista in the 1920s. Trust us, it's a good deed.

Some things are better left unvisited. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Manners of a Time Traveler